WARNER BROS.
MERCURY SWITCH,
BUT I CAN'T MOVE...
COME ON. LET ME DO IT.
HUSH. NOW, THE LIQUID MERCURY CONTENT...
LET ME DO IT...
EQUILIBRIUM OR ELSE...
COME ON. LET ME... LET ME... LET ME DO IT!
STORMY, YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED.
I AM! I AM! I AM!
THE TRAINING VIDEO.
COME ON. LET ME DO IT.
WHAT TRAINING VIDEO?
BOMB SQUAD RABBI.
YEAH. YEAH. RIGHT AFTER WORK.
IT'S AT THE CLEANERS.
LOOK... MOM... MOM, I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
THAT WAS A MOVIE, YOU IDIOT!
NO, DUDE, I DREAMED IT.
A TRAINING VIDEO!
I WONDER IF I'M DREAMING THIS.
OW!
MAN, I HATE BEING YOUR APPRENTICE!
YOU'RE NOT MY APPRENTICE.
WILL WORK WITH YOU.
I'M FIXING IT, SMART ASS.
THEN YOU FIX IT, SMART ASS.
HA HA HA.
"THIS IS MY DOLPHIN, SMART ASS!"
HA HA. LET ME DO IT.
STOP IT! IT MIGHT BE BOOBY-TRAPPED.
YOU SAID "BOOBY!"
SHUT UP! DUDE, LET ME DO IT!
DON'T...
YOU IDIOT!
IS SO FUNNY?
YOU SAID "BOOBY!"
BOOBY! BOOBY! BOOBY... BOOBY...
YEAH,
THE CLERIC REGNOR.
AND, UH...
YEAH, LIKE THAT.
I'M ONLY FOURTH LEVEL NOW,
SOME MORE SPELLS,
THEN, HEH HEH... SPARKS?
WHAT?
THEN I'LL BE FIFTH LEVEL.
TO THE MEDLAB.
REGNOR AWAY!
¡AY, MI MADRE! HOW IS HE, DOC?
DIFFICULT, DIFFICULT CASE.
IN THE YEAR 2021, THE BRAIN IS STILL A MYSTERY.
BOOBY?
BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
HEY, HEY! THIS STUFF HERE...
OR JUST AFRO?
SIR, PLEASE...
'CAUSE IT'S SOFT.
STOP DOING THAT.
SHUT UP.
OH, MY GOD! OH, QUINN!
NO, NO, NO!
BOOBY?
THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, BABY.
HE SAID BOOBY.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU IDIOT!
EASY, DEBBIE. HE'S BEEN THROUGH HELL.
NOW, WHAT HAPPENED, YOU IDIOT?
STUFF,
AND IT WASN'T AT PRECISE EQUILIBRIUM.
EQUILIBRIUM? IT MEANS "HORSES."
A QUINN WORD.
OH! HE'S BRAIN DAMAGED!
BOOBY?
DEAL SMARTER.
HEY, HOW COULD QUINN
TURN SMART?
WHO KNOWS? THE BRAIN,
MAINLY OF CHOLESTEROL,
POLYUNSATURATED FATS, AND WATER,
SHROUDED IN FATTY SECRETS.
DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
WELL, I KNOW WHAT THE BRAIN IS MADE OF.
Stupid bitch.
WOW. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
I KNEW THAT!
WAIT. HOW DID I KNOW THAT?
WELL, IT'S OBVIOUSLY BRAINSWITCH.
BRAINSWITCH?
WAIT A MINUTE.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BRAINSWITCH.
NO? YEAH, THERE IS,
AND BASICALLY, THAT'S THE WHOLE PREMISE
OF "KNIGHTS OF NECROPOLIS."
AH, MY CLAN!
DOCTOR, PLEASE, WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT I SAY?
BUENO, YEAH. THEN IT'S SETTLED.
DUE TO BRAINSWITCH, STORMY,
YOU'RE THE NEW SCIENCE OFFICER.
YES!
AND QUINN?
BOOBY.
OH, MY GOD! HE'S GETTING WORSE!
HURRY, SCIENCE OFFICER STORMY.
ON THERE.
SHH! I NEED SILENCE
WITH THE INTERNET.
AM I DOING IT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
OK, UM... OK. YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES.
OK.
STORMY?
GOOD LORD. HE CAN TELEPORT!
DOCTOR, DON'T SUGARCOAT IT.
WELL, HE HAS REGRESSED FROM "BOOBY" TO "OOBY"
TO NOW, SIMPLY, "OOB."
STILL BE ABLE TO,
YOU KNOW, DO IT?
OH, AH, YES.
IN FACT, THE HEAD TRAUMA
A MASSIVE PRIAPISM.
A WHAT?
PENIS.
QUINN! I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU!
A COMA WEDDING!
HOORAY!
WELL, THEY ARE.
WELL, KEEP 'EM CLOSED,
'CAUSE WHEN I TELEPORT BACK IN, THERE'S A... A BLINDING FLASH!
FIRE IT UP. I'M ALL BRACED.
BOOM!
HOLY CRAP. THAT'S AWESOME.
I'LL SHOW THIS BITCH WHO'S BOSS.
NO, JUST KEEP HIM SEDATED
ON THAT PRIAPISM.
OH, I WILL.
AND SEE IF THAT WORKS?
GOOD IDEA.
DON'T KNOW HOW YOU COME UP WITH THEM.
WELL, NO, YOU WOULDN'T.
BIG-ASS BRAIN OF HIS.
AH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.
DEBBIE'S GOT PEOPLE READING TO HIM.
GRANTING MY CLIENT, MS. DuPREE, FULL POWER OF ATTORNEY?
OOB?
OK.
COME ON. WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
IT'S JUST...
SO BEAUTIFUL.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
BE SO PROUD.
MAKE SURE THAT... WAIT, WHAT?
THIS WAS... HIS DRESS!
WAIT. DO THAT AGAIN.
NOPE. NOTHING.
MY SMART STIK'S NOT WORKING.
HEY, LET'S MAKE SMOOTHIES!
FOR SCIENCE!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS ALL GOES.
I'M THINKING MORE MARTHA STEWART
PAN-ASIAN UNDERTONES.
IT'S LIKE YOU'VE
AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.
AND GET RID OF THAT DAMN CAT.
HEY, GIVE ME SOME MORE CHAMPAGNE.
YEAH, HEY-HO, WHAT'S THE DILLY-O?
'CAUSE WE'RE KICKING IT, BOO!
HUSH, NOW!
FO' SHIZZLE, DIZZLE!
SHH! THERE'S SOMEBODY OUT THERE.
WHAT, ARE YOU ASHAMED TO BE SEEN WITH ME?
A LITTLE BIT.
WHY ISN'T IT DOING IT?
LOOK, YOU'D HAVE
FOR, LIKE, A MILLION YEARS TO UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS.
KARATE THERE?
HYAH!
OOH!
I DON'T KNOW.
AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR THIS HOW?
'CAUSE I'M NOT CHEAP.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU THOUGHT BECAUSE OF MY SHIRT...
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. QUINN'S PAYING.
HE'S GOT THIS KIND OF MONEY?
ARE YOU KIDDING? ALL THOSE PATENTS?
HA! OH, REMIND ME TO CALL THE PATENT OFFICE.
YOU'RE A COMPLETE DIRTY WHORE.
NO, WAIT. DOES THIS LOOK LIKE SMOOTHIE?
GET OUT OF THE DAMN WAY!
YEAH! FRITTERS!
YOU LIKE THIS, QUINN.
¡VAYA CON DIOS, AMIGO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, HI! I... I... I WAS... HI.
I... HI.
I WAS... JUST TRYING, YOU KNOW,
TO GET THIS, UH, PILLOW OFF HIS FACE.
THERE WE GO. THAT'S GOT IT.
MM-HMM.
SCREWDRIVER!
QUIT SHOVING IT!
OK, ACTION ABE. HERE.
I SAID, FLATHEAD.
YOU SAID, PHILLIPS!
I'M JUST SAYING IT'S SUSPICIOUS
GETS PROMOTED FOR IT.
HUH!
GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOU'RE MILITANT.
CHILD, YOU BETTER GET YOUR FOOT OFF ME.
HEY, LOOK, WE GOT TO SEND IT...
I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT!
I... I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS, MAN!
OK, GO GET HELP, DJANGO.
HEY, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIS HEAD?
JUST SOME, UH, SCIENTIFIC STUFF.
ARE THOSE FUSES?
I DON'T KNOW.
OH, MAN. MY HEAD.
OH! DAMN IT!
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
WEARING A WEDDING RING?
HELLO? OW! HELLO? OW!
AND DO YOU, DEBRA...
YES, LET'S GO.
WITHOUT THE GROOM?
MARITIME LAW, PADRE.
LET'S GO.
MAZEL TOV.
COME ON.
NOT IF HE'S SURROUNDED BY BANANAS.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. HE'S IN HEAVEN.
NO, LOOK, HE'S DOING IT. HE'S GOING FOR HELP!
NO, HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT GETTING HELP.
DJANGO, PUT THAT DOWN.
I TOLD YOU HE'D FIND IT.
HELL'S GOING ON AROUND...
OH, MY GOD! DJANGO!
HEY, QUINN!
DJANGO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?
READING?
HE AIN'T READING.
TO MY MONKEY?
WELL, NOW,
THE SCIENCE OFFICER.
WHICH IS ME, PUNK.
PUNK? BOY, GET YOUR ASS OUT THAT BOX!
NOW, DJANGO!
OHH!
DJANGO, HOW COULD YOU?
OW!
DON'T YOU WORRY, QUINN.
WE'VE GOT A NICE NEW JOB FOR YOU.
QUINNY DOCTOR, GOOD DOCTOR. VERY SMART.
VERY SMART. THE STUN GUN HURTS. STUN GUN HURTS QUINNY.
QUINNY MONKEY BAD. THAT MONKEY...
THAT'S RIGHT. ROLL 'EM UP, BITCH.
AH, AH, AH.
QUINN GOOD. QUINN GOOD.
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT, DOC.
YES, WITH THE PROPER STIMULI,
LIKE DR. QUINN
INSANE,
THE ONLY DOCTOR LEFT.
SCIENCE IS COOL.
OF AN UNDERWATER RESEARCH...
OOH!
SUBJECT 934,
THE EXPERIMENT!
HEY, HEY. SHARK IN LAB COAT.
HAVEN'T SEEN THAT A MILLION TIMES.
I THINK IT WORKS.
YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WROTE IT.
WARNER BROS.
COME ON, REGNOR!
NO, NO! SHILLELAGH! SHILLELAGH!
LIGHTNING BOLT.
NO! NO, NO, NO!
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTING BOLT!
REGNOR? REGNOR?
MAN, THIS 2HOT4U IS GOOD.
www.ncicap.org...
I THINK IT WORKS.
"HELLO. TELEGRAPH OFFICE."
"JOKE COMING."
MAN, SHUT UP. YOU SHUT UP.
YOU SUCK.
BEEP, BEEP.