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Well?
Hey!
I said, "well?"
What?
Did you say something?
Hey, can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Yes, i can hear you.
Now, please, i'm trying to find the fuse box.
Well, you didn't answer.
Quinn, you still there?
Yes!
You still mad?
Is the power still out?
Yes. Yes, it's still dark.
Did it come on in there?
Yeah.
We're having a party.
Well, whatever you did, do it for in here.
Are you doing it?
It's not "on" in here either.
Did it go back out?
Isn't that what they say?
Quinn?
Isn't what what who says?
What?
Who says what?
What? What?
What are you talking about?
Hey! Don't jump down my neck.
It's not my fault the stupid power's out.
Whether it's your fault or not,
And the jury's still out on that,
I wouldn't be groping around in the dark
If we had a damn flashlight. Damn!
Well, we've been all through that, you know,
So let's just, uh...
We don't need to hash it all out again.
I said, "we don't need"...
I heard you!
And i wouldn't even know where to start hashing out
Your damn flashlight phobia.
Yeah, that's what the doctor said.
Said there's not even a name for it.
Could you please just stop talking?
Quinn?
Yeah? Who said that? Is that debbie?
Yes.
It's me, debbie. It's captain murphy.
I know. Quinn?
Yeah?
The power's out, debbie.
I know.
Ow! Ow!
Yeah, quinn's working on it, debbie.
Ow! I know that! Quinn?
What? Nothing.
It's me, debbie. It's captain murphy.
Quinn, i couldn't find it.
Damn!
Yeah, i felt around my whole panty drawer,
And it's, like, just gone.
Damn! What's gone?
This emergency flashlight thing
Quinn gave me.
What? The yellow one?
Yeah.
Waterproof and shockproof?
How did you know?
Yeah. Heh heh. Yeah.
All right, don't bother looking for that.
What?
He was a fighter, though.
Wait. What?
Gotta give him that.
Help! Somebody please help!
Who's that? Debbie?
I'm blind!
Sweet crackers! I'm blind!
You're not blind.
Utterly blind!
You're not blind. The power's out.
You know, he might be.
Marco?
Yeah, i bet he is.
Who's that? Sparks?
You know, he could've gone blind
Independently of the power going out.
Oh, my god! I'm blind!
All right! Shut up with that!
I'm blind! You're not!
Yes, he is. Marco?
I'm blind! You're not.
Well, how do you know he's not blind?
Yeah, yeah. How do you...
Who the hell is that?
It's thomas. Dude!
Thomas?
Yes?
You sound like wally gator.
He sounds nothing like wally gator.
Oh, golly, i've never heard that.
Don't have to get snotty about it.
Dude, wally gator schooled you.
Hey, clam it, blindy.
Oh, my god! I'm blind!
Shut up with that! You're not blind.
Well, we'll know in a second.
Why? You got a flashlight?
No. It's a flare. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Don't light the flare, stormy.
You're not the boss of me.
Stormy, don't! What's he doing?
Captain, please.
Who's that? Debbie?
Stormy, we're breathing highly-Pressurized,
Hyper-Oxygenated air.
So?
So even a tiny spark
Could cause a massive explosion.
Duh! Uh-Uh.
Why do you think
There's no smoking signs everywhere?
Hippies?
Don't light the flare, loco.
Ok! Sheesh!
Just be still or something.
God! Idiot!
Man, that was pretty close, huh?
Yeah. Now hush.
Super close.
A close shave.
I mean, i totally had my lighter out.
You shouldn't even have a lighter.
Better than a damn flashlight.
And i was about this close from...
Stormy?
Oh, my god! That's stormy!
Stormy! What the...
Is everybody all right?
Estoy bien. I'm ok.
Yeah. Ow!
Captain, are you burned?
Stop, drop, and roll!
No. I'm...
Starve the flames of oxygen!
I'm not burned, woman.
I winged my shin on this hunk of... Ow!
Did anybody see where he was?
No. The concussion knocked me down.
Don't go to sleep, debbie.
No. The shock wave.
Just keep walking in circles.
Por favor, let's have a moment of silence.
Why?
Because stormy is dead, man.
Uh, he's dead because he was an idiot?
He's still dead.
Hey!
Moment of silence.
Uh, does anybody know a prayer?
Yeah, i do.
Well, do you want to say it?
Yeah. Hang on.
Oh, well, actually, it's more of a toast.
Ungh!
Still wanna hear it?
I don't think a toast is appropriate.
It's pretty good, though.
Sir, please.
Oh, you mean, please, yes, you want to hear it
Or please, no, you don't?
Please, no, i don't want to hear it.
Oh, ok.
But i would like to hear
What you were doing in my panty drawer.
Well, you know how godzilla, like, fed off power grids?
You know, how that's what he ate?
Uh...
Was those power grids in china?
No.
Moment of silence, debbie!
For god's sakes, stormy just exploded.
And anyway, the flashlights feed off
Our human power grids, our souls, if you will,
And so i destroyed them.
And if a few precious panties got burned or soiled
In the summoning, then so be it.
And good riddance.
Quinn, please fix the power.
I'm trying.
There can be only none, debbie. Quinn?
Captain, please.
Debbie, the men are talking. Quinn.
What?
You remember when stormy blew up?
I said, remem...
Yes! Now quit asking me stupid questions!
Well, if you're so damn smart,
How come you're not sitting on the generator, huh?
The what? What?
Answer that, smart guy.
Captain, turn it on.
Hey, wait a minute.
It wasn't dark when you went in there.
Yeah.
What the hell were you doing in there
In the first place?
There can be only none.
Just turn the damn thing on.
God!
Ok.
Hang on.
Oh.
That's got her.
Thank god.
Everybody to the tank room.
Let's suit up and look for survivors.
Don't bother.
What?
Well, think about it.
A generator's no better than a damn flashlight.
So...
So there can be only none.
And that concludes the video portion of our seminar
On the impact of readiness.
Now, what did we learn?
Anybody.
Um, it's good to be readiness.
Ok. Let's try our readiness phrase.
In case of... Ahem...
People, people, together.
In case of emergency,
Behave with urgency.
Prepare for the scare
And never light a flare.
And? It's got 2 parts.
The... Uh!
The breaker panel
Employs ground fault interrupters,
Which are rated at 40 amperes...
Ooo!
The circuit linkage!
Yes, that's good. Ok.
Who can define ampere for me?
Who can define ampere?
Holy crap! This is boring.
Ok, how about ohm?
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Yes, even t-Shirts. In today's workplace,
Even something as innocent as a coffee cup
Can be offensive,
Especially one with a swastika.
I told you.
What about mine?
Can anyone here answer that for me?
Neal. Anybody.
Neal! Neal! Neal!
Can anyone else
Answer that for me?
Neal! Anybody?
Neal!
Neal! Neal, look at me.