OK.
I'LL DO IT.
SWEET.
TORE BACK FIRST.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK CAROL?
WITH CAROL? WHAT?
CHEESE.
GIVE CHEESE.
BEG YOUR PARDON?
SOME CHEESE.
CHEESE.
OH, MY GOD! ICARAMBA!
HOLY BEJESUS!
HE'S A HOLLOWHEAD MONSTER
DRIVING HIM VIA TINY, MOUSE-SIZED CONTROLS!
A MOUSE? WHERE HIS BRAIN SHOULD BE?
PLEASE, GIVE ME SOME CHEESE!
WELL, IF HE'S GOT A MOUSE WHERE HIS BRAIN WAS,
WHERE IS HIS BRAIN?
MAN, I'M GONNA LOSE MY SCIENTIST LICENSE.
HEY, AND STEP ASIDE.
SIR, PLEASE. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR.
WHAT'S GONE TOO FAR IS YOU
THE INTERN,
TO SEE THOSE PHOTOS...
OK, OK!
MY NEW HANDS.
YEAH ON THE HANDS.
NOW, IF I'M GONNA DO THIS, I'M GONNA DO IT RIGHT.
ZZZOOM.
WANT A CHAIN SAW,
OF FRANZ JOSEPH HAYDN.
YEAH? OK.
ME ONE OF EACH.
THAT, LEGALLY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE?
HAS SPOKEN.
THANK YOU. THIS IS EXCELLENT CHEESE.
I BET QUINN'S BEHIND THIS.
ACTING WEIRD LATELY.
YOU KNOW WHO'S WEIRD IS CHUBBY CAROL.
AW, CAROL'S SWEET.
WHAT? WHAT?
SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T FOR THIS CHEESE.
IT'S... IT'S... IT'S PHENOMENAL.
YOUR FINGERS FOR ME?
UH, YEAH. HANG ON.
OH, MY GOD!
HAYDN'S FROZEN HAND!
CHAIN SAW, STUPID.
YOU CALLING STUPID?
OH, NAKED PICTURES.
OK, OK, OK.
OF YOU AND CHUBBY LITTLE CAROL.
SHE'S NOT CHUBBY.
YOU LIKE THEM CHUBBY.
QUINN, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH... AAH!
HIYA, DEBBIE.
HOLY BEJESUS! HE'S A... WHAT IS HE?
HE'S A ROBOT.
UH-UH!
UGH. BARBEAUBOT.
YES, SIR.
AND THEN PUT HIS BRAIN IN.
TO DISPENSE...
NAH-NAH FULL OF JUSTICE.
WHAT? WHAT OF JUSTICE?
"D" CUPS...
FULL OF JUSTICE...
SWEET.
HEY, THAT'S MY BATTLE CRY...
SWEET!
GO INTO BATTLE.
QUINN, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?
I'VE LOST ALL KINDS OF STUFF.
HEY, I WANT SOME "D" CUPS FULL OF JUSTICE.
ONLY ONE BARBEAUBOT.
DID YOU PAY FOR THIS?
WE, UH, HAD SOME PRIVATE FUNDING.
COMING DOWN. EASY NOW.
EASY. WE'RE THERE.
OH, MY GOD!
BEHOLD.
IS COMPLETE.
SPARKS, YOU PAID FOR THIS?
NOT SPARKS.
I AM SPARKAMUS PRIME...
FOR A BRAVE NEW WORLD.
NO.
WE'RE THE BARBEAUBOT.
UH, SPARKAMUS PRIME.
QUINN, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
MISTAKES WERE MADE!
MISTAKES? OK?
DUDE, THAT ONE GUY'S
ON HIS NECK,
OTHER DUDE'S BRAIN IS SCOOPED OUT,
AND THERE'S A MOUSE
HIS BODY AROUND.
BEEP.
WHAT THE... QUINN,
WOULD BE TASTEFULLY PRESERVED.
WELL, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING WITH IT.
AND SO FAR, I'M A SMASHING SUCCESS.
AGAINST NATURE.
A CRIME?
LET US DISPENSE JUSTICE.
NO. YOU... YOU ARE THE CRIME.
SPARKAMUS PRIME, ENTER THE FRAY.
NO, DAMN IT!
WE'RE THE BARBEAUBOT.
HEY, QUINN. I'M READY FOR MY ROBOT BODY.
STORMY, YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T JUST...
SAW YOUR OWN SKULL OPEN.
MARCO, DO SOMETHING!
LIKE WHAT?
IT'S ALL I CAN DO NOT TO WET MY FREAKING PANTS.
YEAH! ME, TOO.
QUINN, PUT THEM BACK LIKE THEY WERE.
HEY, HANG ON. I SHOULD HAVE A SAY IN THIS.
CHANGE THEM BACK...
WHICH WE WON'T.
WILL NOT ALLOW IT.
FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S BARBEAUBOT.
EVEN IF THEY'D LET ME CHANGE THEM BACK,
I'M TOO DAMN DRUNK TO DO IT.
OK, OK. HERE'S THE PLAN.
DEBBIE, ON SYSTEM.
WE'LL MOVE FROM DEEP DIVER.
I WILL NOT ALLOW IT.
SPARKAMUS PRIME, ATTACK!
GO! COME ON! CHAIN SAWS! YES!
NO. NOT UNTIL YOU SAY WE'RE A BARBEAUBOT.
SPARKAMUS PRIME!
DEBBIE, COME ON. LET'S NUKE 'EM.
OK, QUINN, LET'S GO.
NO! I'LL STAY HERE AND DIE WITH MY VILE CREATIONS.
I DESERVE IT!
WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG.
I'M JUST A PAWN IN ALL THIS.
OK. MOUSE HEAD COMES WITH US...
SHOTGUN.
GETS FRIED.
YES. DESTROY US.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY.
WE'LL NEED CHEESE FOR THE VOYAGE...
AND, UH, ROMANOS.
I WON'T LEAVE WITHOUT QUINN.
FOR A HARD JOURNEY.
WELL, I WON'T STAY HERE
OF NATURE AND SCIENCE.
HEY, YOU SHUT UP WITH YOUR MOUTH.
I'M A FREAK SCIENCE NATURE, TOO.
WHAT?
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
WAY BACK. BIG SPEECH
IN A ROBOT BODY.
RIPPED OPEN MY CHEST.
HAD A LITTLE TV IN THERE.
OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
SOME THINGS.
LIKE MY HYDRAULIC PENIS, WHICH IS HUGE!
YEAH. GUESS SO. HMM.
HEY, WHOA. I WANT A HYDRAULIC PENIS.
FIRST.
I'M NOT HANDING OUT HYDRAULIC PENISES.
IT'S UNETHICAL.
UNETHICAL? WHAT ABOUT MOUSE BRAIN?
OK. THAT WAS PRETTY UNETHICAL, TOO,
TO SEE IF...
TO SEE IF WHAT?
WELL, IF I COULD SCOOP OUT SOMEBODY'S BRAIN
WITH LITTLE TINY MOUSE CONTROLS.
AND I'M ALMOST LIVING PROOF HE COULD.
OVER THERE?
BEHOLD. THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE.
LOOK!
THAT LED TO IT...
AT THE TIME.
COULD VOUCH FOR THAT.
WITH CAROL?
SILENCE, MORTALS!
A HYDRAULIC PENIS!
YOU...
WOULDN'T EVEN HAVE
BECAUSE IT'S BIG!
PLUS, I DON'T WANT IT TOUCHING MY BACK.
SHUT UP, GEAR HEAD.
WANT TO TRY AND MAKE ME?
I GET MY ROBOT BODY.
NOBODY'S GETTING A ROBOT BODY.
CAN GIVE ME ONE.
SHE'S NOT CHUBBY!
IS UP WITH CAROL?
ASK QUINN.
FOR EVERYBODY.
WELL, MARCO CAN'T HAVE CHAIN SAW HANDS.
I DON'T WANT CRAPPY CHAIN SAW HANDS.
THEY'D HELP YOU EAT THOSE SOUR GRAPES.
WELL, IF MARCO GETS ONE, I GET ONE.
NO. THIS IS JUST FOR GUYS.
MAMMOTH GONZO BOOBS?
MY CRIME-FIGHTING JUGS.
QUINN, TWO PENISES?
TWO VAGINAS.
JUST AS I AM.
YEAH, LET'S GO BEFORE I SOBER UP.
HEY, WHY ARE YOU SO DRUNK?
I'M BEING BLACKMAILED
THAT WASN'T EVEN WORTH IT,
GOT TALKED INTO A HAND ROLL,
BETTER BY MYSELF!
A ROBOT ALLIGATOR.
SOMEBODY SCOOP STORMY UP,
AND I'LL FIX HIM WHILE WE'RE AT IT.
HOW?
ON THE FLOOR.
RINSE IT OFF.
JUST ABOUT DO IT.
TRY IT NOW.
THERE. YOU'RE ALL SET.
I DON'T SEE TWO PENISES DOWN THERE.
A GATORBOT.
WERE IMPLIED.
ALL 'CAUSE YOU'RE WEAK.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
THESE DELICIOUS CHEESES.
AND WHAT'S UP WITH MY BOOBS?
"D" CUPS, WOMAN.
WELL, THEN, THIS IS KIND OF LAME.
LAME? I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PEPINO.
IF YOU KNEW...
UGH!
WHOA, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
Stormy, on speaker: QUINN, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
IT'S FREAKING NASTY IS WHAT IT IS.
AN HOUR AGO, YOU WERE DEAD!
I SAVED YOUR LIFE.
I THINK I'D RATHER BE DEAD.
I'LL DO IT.
DON'T. THAT CRAP WILL FLY EVERYWHERE.
GOOD CALL.
THESE ROBOT BODIES SUCK.
SOMEONE, PLEASE KILL ME.
BODY BACK.
HA HA! HA!
YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM BACK.
IN FACT, ALREADY MOVED IN.
GO, MOUSE-TRAN!
EEK.
AS I AM,
I WAS
CAPTAIN MURPHY'S OLD BODY.
HEY, I WANT ONE OF THOSE.
YEAH. BE STILL.
SWEET. HA HA!
JUST LIKE NORMAL.
WELL, I'M NOT NORMAL.
NO! YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING FREAKS!
WELL, WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
UH, MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?
IN MY FORMER BODY.
ALL GO AWAY.
YES, TO START A NEW CIVILIZATION.
NEW LEADER...
SPARKAMUS PRIME!
FOR FREAKBOTS.
ROAM FREAKY.
FREAKBOTS, AWAY!
OK. SEE YOU LATER.
IT'S BEEN REAL.
HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!
MAN, I'M GLAD THAT'S OVER.
IN A WAY, I THINK WE ALL ARE.
HERE.
HEY, THANKS, LITTLE MOUSY.
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU TOOK OUR BRAINS OUT.
IT'S JUST THE FLU SHOTS I GAVE YOU, REMEMBER?
ANYTHING YOU SAY, QUINN.
I'VE GOT A WEIRD CRAVING FOR CHEESE.
YOU SHUT UP!
IN 2021, THE FREAKBOTS
FOR A CRIME THEY DIDN'T COMMIT.
THEN THEY ESCAPED.
TODAY, THEY SURVIVE AS SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE.
IF YOU A HAVE A PROBLEM, IF NO ONE ELSE CAN HELP,
AND IF YOU CAN FIND THEM,
MAYBE YOU CAN HIRE...
THE FREAKBOTS.
UHH!
THAT'S WHAT GOING DOWN THE ROAD.
YEAH. FRIGGING VAN.
ARE FOR SPEED.
SEARCH FOR JUMPER CABLES.