You want some more of this?
Where's the unicorn?
Uhuhuh, check this out right here.
Bonus pretzel.
Aw, man, i hate this game.
Somebody, please help me.
What? That's ice station zebra.
Yeah, we ran out of food a month ago, and my partner,
He's gonna eat me.
What?
Hey, what's, uh, what's going on here?
Nothing. Nothing's going on.
This is sealab. What's your status?
He's trying to oh! Ugh!
We're fine. We're just fine.
He's just wigging out.
Ha ha! Aren't you, guy?
Ugh!
Seasonal affective disorder.
Well, sounds like he needs medical attention.
We're gonna come check it out.
No! I mean, there's no...
There's really no need for something like that to happen, right?
Yes, there is. Ugh!
Ok, we're on our way. Come on, stormy.
Seriously, guys, we're fine here.
Hello.
Well, now you've done it.
Bothering these people
With your crazy lying lies about cannibalism.
You get in your pot.
Ok, everybody squared away?
Yes. Yeah, dude.
Ok.
Come on. Let's go.
Ok.
Aww, come on, already.
Ok.
Quinn!
Bow planes up 90 degrees.
Aye aye, dude.
Who is this?
Oh, he came with the sub. He's cool.
Does anybody here speak german?
Not you.
Hey!
What the... Stop that!
Mein kapitan...
Stormy, you know german?
Yeah, i'm, like, totally fluent.
Hey!
We got a rescue mission to do here, people.
Now, take us to the damn surface.
Shut up!
Shut up and get in that pot.
Wait. They're gonna be here with food in a few minutes.
I know they're gonna be here in a few minutes.
I can't wait that long, ok?
You've already waited a month.
Yes, so obviously i don't care to wait any longer, ok?
You can't just eat me like this.
Uhhuh, yeah, i know.
That's why we got the boiling water.
Frikkin' gantz.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, let me get this straight.
You're saying this guy came with the sub.
Just give him some schnapps.
Hello. What's up, dude?
Hey, guy, what's up?
Hey, you guys got any spices down there?
You know, herbes de provence, jerk rub...
What for? He's cooking me.
For him. He means for him.
No, no, i don't.
He's a nut. Well, you seem busy.
Ok, 10 meters, 5 meters,
We should be surfacing just about...
Oh! Oh! Oh! What the hell was that?
The hand of god is punishing you.
Yeah, the hand of god. There is no god.
Ow! My eye.
We hit something.
The periscope poked me in the eye.
Shut up!
Stormy, damage report.
I'm fine.
The sub, you idiot. What?
The propulsion drive is damaged.
Dammit! What are we gonna do now?
Sweet god, we're seaborne.
I don't know how this could be any worse.
Oh, shut up. Seriously, todd.
Name one thing worse than this.
Ugh!
Yeah, thanks, hand of god.
I'm telling you, there's nothing wrong out here.
Oh, is this part supposed to be smashed like this?
What do you think we hit?
Uh, i'm gonna go with iceberg.
Oh, well, i don't know what that means, but thank you.
'scuse me.
Wow, german is beautiful.
Hey, thought. Maybe you can try
To get in her pants a little later.
Quinn!
What is your problem?
This stupid rescue! It's hopeless.
It's not hopeless.
Once stormy fixes the propulsion drive...
Stormy couldn't fix a sandwich.
Ok, that's fixed.
Now for a mouthwatering dagwood.
Get in the pot so i can stun you.
No! How... How are you even gonna explain this?
When they find your guts strung up in here like christmas lights.
What?
Wait, wait, did you say...
Look, that doesn't matter.
I'm gonna eat the sealab people, too, man.
You're mad.
Yeah. There's a difference.
Stormy, get us a coordinate,
Or we'll be driving around for 100 years.
Yeah, thanks to my kickass welding.
No, i'm stuffed, but you can't have it.
Hey, you want a dagwood,
You go float around in subfreezing water
And somehow miraculously make your own.
Yeah, how'd you do that, anyway?
I don't know. I blacked out.
Yeah, yeah, fahrvergnugen.
What?
Hey, ice station dudes, come in.
Hey, guy, how's it going?
Zebra, we need your location.
Oh, we're floating around upside down here somewhere and...
Why the hell are you floating around?
Yeah, that. Get me outta here.
Hey, look, when you guys get here,
Send some fat guys in first, ok? Someone...
Look out! He's gonna eat you. What?
Pacman is what he's doing.
Yeah. Ha ha! Listen to him. He's playing pacman back there.
And, uh... Send the fat guys.
They got pacman?
Sweet. I got ups.
This won't hurt. Yes, it will, todd.
All right, just the initial blow, yes, it will.
I won't lie to you. It's gonna hurt like you won't frikkin' believe.
Todd!
Look, then you'll be in shock, and it'll be great.
Wait. Wait. Did you hear that?
What the hell's wrong with this thing?
What are you doing wrong?
Nothing. Wait. What are you doing?
I'm helping steer from back here.
Guys, listen. Well, what the hell's this do?
Who am i, cornelius drebbel, inventor of the submarine?
Guys, shut up. Cornelius drebbel!
Hey! Jesus!
Stop it!
Hey, wait! Stop it!
Ow! Oww!
Stop it!
You idiot.
That... That was their submarine.
They can find us with the sonar,
And then you'll have all the food you want.
Yeah. We'll lure 'em in one by one.
Hey, man, i am sorry about trying to eat you.
And i forgive you like crazy. Now, keep pounding.
Pound for all you're worth.
Let's just have fun with it.
Sounds like someone's pounding on a metal hull.
That's s.O.S.
What the... Stop that!
Stop it!
There it is again. And look, look!
That's ice station zebra.
Again, ups on pacman!
Shut up, and get them on the two-Way.
Come in, zebra. Wakka, wakka, wakka.
Hey, hey, buddy.
We're right outside, dude,
And i got a bag of quarters.
For... For what?
Wakka, wakka, wakka!
Yeah, that. Hey.
Zebra.
Here's the plan.
Stormy's gonna drill a hole in your hull.
Wakka, wakka, wakka!
That's gonna equalize the pressure
So we can begin the extraction.
See you in a minute, zebra.
Yeah. Hey godspeed.
Wait. Do you guys have a bone saw?
Stormy, get out there. And debbie
Ok.
Debbie!
What?
Wh... Whoa! Whoa!
Don't what me, woman.
And you, get your greasy hands off her.
Debbie!
Get the wetsuits ready!
Ok! God! Flip out a little.
I am absolutely riddled with pacman fever.
All right, now, when he gets in here,
Just be cool. Just act natural. Natural how?
Natural like we're not gonna bash him in the face
And skin all the meat off his bones.
Why don't we just go with those people
And eat regular food and not those people?
Oh, god, you still do not get it, do you?
What do you mean, there are none?
Without wetsuits, we can't rescue them.
They'll freeze to death.
Why the hell didn't you pack them?
Wakka, wakka, wakka, wakka.
My god, your hands are freezing, man.
How'd you like a hot bath, there, buddy?
Um, ok, that'll give me a chance
To wash the potatoes and onions and carrots i brought for you guys.
Hey, aren't you made of meat?
I mean, thoughtful.
Yes, it's terrible.
And yes, i suppose i should have packed extra wetsuits
Instead of this dress.
Thank you. But what's done is done.
You've just gotta tell them the truth.
What, that they're going to die?
Shut up.
Stop that!
I presume he's not angry, he's just hungry.
Zebra, this is ice bucket. Come in.
Hey, guy.
Y'all, uh, have any tortillas like, 8 feet in diameter?
No, but... Fajitas!
Where's stormy?
Oh, didn't you see?
He went back to where, uh,
You know, you are.
Ok, listen, i've got bad news.
Hey, don't sweat the tortillas, man.
That was a pipe dream.
No, we don't have any more wetsuits.
So what i'm saying is you... Both of you
Are going to starve to death.
I seriously doubt that. But whatever.
I'm sorry.
But while you wait for death, could we...
I don't know, play some music for you?
Yeah. Some dinner music would be great.
Dinner music?
You're a kook.
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