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Because do you like it
That everybody thinks you're a filthy whore?
No!
But it's all i know!
Ugh!
You don't have any self-Respect!
Don't you know you're worth more
Than the price of the two drinks
It takes to get you face-Down giddyup?
You r-Really t-Think so?
By gosh, debbie! You're a sealab officer!
And that still means something in this crazy, mixed-Up world!
So, get out there and earn some respect!
Wait a minute, where have i heard that?
I will!
No more whoring around! Good!
Gonna lay off the booze and the pills.
Yup.
Gonna get laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
Super.
And... I'm gonna start going to church.
Well, you don't have to go crazy.
I know i've heard that speech before, but...
Oh! Oh, holy crap!
No... No.
No. No.
No, no.
A-Ha!
Why the hell are you moving out?
First of all, don't cuss around me.
These ears aren't garbage cans, mister!
Ha ha ha! Are you me?
Hey! Secondly, i'm moving out
Because you don't respect me as a person.
So? So, that's my point!
To you, i'm a sexual object.
Yeah.
Well, for your information,
God did not create me or the vessel which is my vagina
Just to be penetrated by the likes of you!
Ah-Ah!
This is a period thing, right?
Ugh!
Yeah?
Well, i can get all the women i want!
'cause i'm on the tv!
Here.
Wow, toys! You don't want them anymore?
Not since i changed my sinful ways.
What are they, like action figure... Whoa, whoa!
What is this big black thing?
Oh, that's the malcolm x-Caliber.
Probably don't want to mess with that.
Yeah, maybe i'll just take them beads
And make a necklace or something.
Yeah, just have fun with it.
Maybe a... Maybe a friendship bracelet.
Hey, hesh! Time to lean is time to cl...
That big, black one's their leader.
He tells them what to do, gives them chores,
Stuff like that.
Missions.
Hey, where'd your southern accent go?
Oh, i dropped it. People kept thinking i was gay.
Hey, shanks! Missed you at the man hole!
I'm not gay, letts.
Arrr, so we're all dropping our accents, eh?
Wow! What a welcome to hong kong!
Yeah, but who's that big, scary guy?
Maybe he's our contact, g-15.
Uh, he looks more like g-90... Years old!
And elvis doesn't like him, that's good enough for me.
Maybe we should abort the mission.
What do you say, todd?
My gosh, butch. You're a sundance kid.
And that still means something in this crazy, mixed-Up world.
So, let's get out there and protect the jade statue!
Nice job, marco.
Or should i call you todd,
Erstwhile bass player for the sundance kids?
Oh, man!
Come on, baby. No!
Leave me alone, foul tempter.
We'll go down to the hot tub,
We'll get a couple drinks in you,
Then we'll get our freak on.
The only one i'll be getting my freak on with is the lord.
What? So, if anybody needs me...
Besides you... I'll be in here,
Praying and... Stuff.
Yeah? Well, if anybody's qualified
To get down on their knees, it's you!
Ahem. Morning, father.
Maybe you'd be more comfortable at the black church?
How did you find out about this?
Oh, a little thing i like to call,
"shut the hell up, i'm asking the questions here!"
First off, did you score
With any of those barely legal fortune cookies?
Who else knows my awful secret?
Nobody! Heh, would i do you like that?
Sorry, i thought somebody was gonna barge
In the door there.
We were, and then we realized this wasn't king of queens.
Ok, chachi?
Ok, where were we? Oh!
Who else knows i was a sundance kid?
Besides you two, damn!
Ok, but nobody else can find out about this.
Why? You should be proud
Of being a seventies pop culture icon.
Yeah, like the beloved erik estrada.
Who? T.J. Hooker.
Which brings me to question two,
That show's, like, 50 years old, so you're...
I'll be 80 next month.
Hey, happy birthday.
How the hell is that possible?
Mostly my strict diet of whole grains
And pterodactyl blood.
Brah! Well, it's a living!
It's just that i felt his spirit bursting within me!
This isn't really that sort of church.
We don't really rip up the good book
And throw the pages around, yelling,
"hey, it's the holy spirit blizzard."
But i think...
And don't ever bring those back here.
Ahem, sorry.
I'll go ask for god's forgiveness.
Yeah, maybe he can breast your code.
Heh heh, i mean, bless your.
Ow, what the...
Hey, wait... Wait a minute! Stop it!
Look at you!
Sipping cocktails with the devil.
I got a question for you.
What's god got that i don't got?
I'm so glad marco convinced me to change my ways.
Hmmph! Marco?
That blocking bastard.
Oh, it's on, now! It is on!
Seriously. Black church.
Right down there.
So, when they said no to the bigger trailer,
I bailed on my contract.
How did you walk out on cartoon network
And live to tell about it?
Changed my name and fled to mexico!
Ended up a big star in a telenovela!
Oh! Holy bejeezus!
You were fidelito! What?
From mi amor peligroso? I loved that show!
Hey, come on, say it! Say the line!
Ahh, come on, you guys!
Come on, say it! Yeah! Do the line!
Well...
Bessa mi, mi amor. Bessa mi mucho!
Oh! Catch me!
Uh, hate to break up girls' night in,
But that was, like, 50 years ago.
The network doesn't still care...
No! You don't know the dark forces at work here!
If they find out i'm alive,
They'll make me beg for the sweet release of death!
Is that a fact? Ha ha ha!
Seriously, dude. Stop tickling me.
I have a right to be here!
Woman, what in the name of krashnu's tusks are you doing?
Marking you as a vile sinner. But why?
Because you worship a false god.
For your information, the teachings of krashnu
Predate your religion by over 1,200 years.
Well, if he's so great,
Can he get the paint out of your eyes?
Whoa! It burns!
So, you gotta promise me, men.
You won't ever rat me out to those bastards!
I promise. No sweat, dude.
You got it, man.
Plus, you'd have to be
A real low-Down son of a bitch
To do that, anyway.
Hello, cartoon channel, um, network?
See, now, that was just a brady bunch screen flip.
Ok, chachi?
Yeah, but what good does it do
To de-Construct any of this?
What good is a newborn baby?
Look, there's a funny picture of the pope!
Attention on deck! Inbound vessel!
Huh, wonder who that is.
Why don't you go check?
Dios mio! It's the network!
You guys gotta hide me before...
Holy bejeezus! Holy bejeezus!
Nobody move!
You'll never take me alive!
That's the idea, fidelito!
Oh, that won't be necessary, guys.
I mean, i sincerely hope not.
Prescott! How'd you find me?
Anonymous call from one of your colleagues.
Sparks! You son of a... Hyah!
No, no! No, no, no, hang on!
Hey, hey! Aah, my arm!
It wasn't him!
Oh. My bad.
Give me that!
Marco, marco, marco.
Shouldn't have run out on us.
Are you... Gonna kill me?
No. As tempting as that is, i'm not,
But you must render unto caesar.
Ooh! Did i hear a bible quote?
Oh, my god!
Dude! Guys...
I know, she's rubbing them!
Come on, guys.
I've got nipple stigmata!
I've been touched by the hand of god!
Ok, back to the task at tentacle.
You owe the network one more episode.
How? Are the other sundance kids even still alive?
Oh, god, no. But we've got a plan.
Attention, passengers,
We're about to begin our initial descent
Into gilligan's island.
Uh, pres, we got a clean shot here.
Let's go, folks. Losin' daylight.
Yeah, take them down.
How long have we had this? Always.
Was anybody planning on telling me?
There's kind of a lot we don't tell you.
Wee! Hee hee hee! Hey, phil!
Can't talk, stormy.
So, we're gonna use the holodeck here
To insert all of you into the butch cassidy world.
Computer?
Holy cow, this thing is terrific!
And you'll need some costumes.
I mean, seriously.
And then, we'll just film an episode.
Shotgun in the jet! Action!
Uh... Oh, um, sundance kids!
Let's go solve that, um, mystery!
Yeah! Uh, the mystery of the, uh, the big bug.
Yes! Yes, yes, brilliant!
But i'll be honest, america, not ready.
This is so brilliant, it'll never air!
It's laying there like a turd!
A fat, wet, brilliant turd!
And it's just what the 18-34s want,
So, you know what we're gonna do,
We're gonna kill the whole project!
And that's a wrap!
Thanks, everybody, go home.
Wait! What about my contract?
Yeah, let me see a treatment!
Well, long as we're here.
Hey, lunch!
God, heal this man.
Cast out the demon of blindness from him! Heal!
Anything? No!
Shoot! Erstwhile slut!
Well, guess we'll just have to pray a little harder!
Unh!