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Hey, is he still out there?
I said...
And i said shut your ing mouth.
Well, how long are you gonna stay mad?
Gee, i don't know. How much air we got left?
Hmm. About... Uh, about 10 minutes.
Well, then, you can pretty much count on me being pissed at you
For the last 10 minutes of my ing life!
Well, we have time. He could leave.
He could leave any minute now.
Well, he better, 'cause we've only got 10 minutes of ing air left!
Actually, now it's about 9:30.
Plus i can't believe he's still hungry.
Wha... Of course he's still hungry!
Look at him. He's 30 feet long.
No way. 25 tops.
Whatever!
Still, though, he ate a ton of rabbits.
Yeah, and nice call on the trail of bloody rabbit carcasses.
I wanted to make sure we could find our way back.
Did you ever think bloody-Ass rabbit carcasses might attract sharks?
Where'd you get all those dead-Ass rabbits in the first place?
Man, you're questiony.
Ok, a... They weren't dead when i got 'em,
And 2... They were going bad anyway.
Ok, shut up.
Stuffed in my dresser like that.
Shut up.
I'm just glad somebody got some use out of 'em.
Shut up. Oh, oh! You got a spoon?
'cause we could do it where you tap out morse code on my tanks
And then somebody at sealab will hear us and...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, i don't think the good folks at sealab
Are going to be hearing too much of anything just about now...
Except maybe their own charred flesh dripping off their bones!
Dude!
What? It's your ing fault!
Look, we could spend the next 8 minutes... Ish
Pointing fingers and playing the blame game or...
Or what? You were on reactor duty.
Which i'm obviously not qualified for.
Oh, no kidding.
No kid... Oh, i get it. Sarcasm.
The last refuge of modest and chaste soul people
When the privacy of their soul
Is coarsely and intrusively invaded.
I'm sorry?
Dostoyevsky said that.
How the hell do you know?
It was on the wall in the crapper.
Must have been one of those dudes from engineering.
But whoever he was, he's dead now.
Godspeed, you crazy russian poet dude from engineering!
Godspeed.
Ok, here's what i want to know.
Hit me. How is it you just happened to have
Some urgent thing to see out here right before the reactor exploded?
Do what? Why are we the only survivors?
Dude, look at it.
Nobody could live through that.
I know that!
Well, it's good you're accepting it.
That's how the healing begins.
What i'm saying is...
I'm listening, buddy. Shut up!
Yeah, just let it out.
I'm saying... It's kind of suspicious
That right before the reactor exploded,
You grabbed me and said...
Hang on. Let me stop you right there, if i could.
What?
We've got about 6 minutes left.
Then quit ing interrupting me!
Sorry. But also...
What?
Yelling and screaming is just gonna use up your oxygen faster.
Who cares?
Well, i was kinda hoping we could go at the same time.
I don't think i could stand losing my best friend.
I'm not your best friend.
Well, all your other friends just burned to death,
So for the next... Let's call it 5:40...
Hey, buddy...
I would rather be friends with him!
Aah! Aah!
Man, they sure have a lot of teeth.
And you still didn't answer my question.
I always thought that was an old wives tale.
Stormy! What?
Why did you bring me out here?
Crap, dude, i totally almost forgot!
What? You are not gonna believe...
Hey! Try me. Hey, buddy.
Hang on.
Ok, come here.
Wow. Yeah. Hang on.
No, seriously. Ta-Da!
Hey.
Mmm, ok. This is amazing.
Ta-Da!
And this would be... Cave drawings.
See, there's an old-Timey elephant or whatever.
And there's a cave guy with a spear.
Wow. Just think...
Eons ago, before the oceans swallowed this fertile valley,
Early man huntered and gathered here,
Eking out a meager existence
Armed with only a stout spear and his wits.
And here, right here where we're standing,
One of them had the desire... Nay, the need...
To chronicle his way of life,
To say, through these drawings and across the ages,
I will not go quietly into that dark night!
Couple thoughts. Hit me.
A... The oceans didn't move in, they receded.
What? And 2, you dumb ass...
Well, of course it's gonna be wet. We're underwa...
Nice. Real mature.
Have no comment.
God, what is with him?
You know what? Maybe i'll just
Swim out there and get this over with.
Dude!
Not even as a joke.
Yeah, you know what? Yeah, screw it. I'm out of here.
Wait! Hang on! What?
Let's give him this!
You stupid... Aah!
Cracker rabbit killin'...
Sealab explodin' cave paintin'...
Pope ...
Rabbit bastard son of a bitchin' cracker ass!
Oh, ok. I have an idea.
What?
What if we buddy breathe?
Buddy breathe?
Yeah. It's where we share our...
I know what it is! But there's still two people
Breathing the same amount of air you ing idiot!
Well, what's your great big idea?
How 'bout i shiv you and take your tank?
Let's dance, bitch! Aah!
Aah!
Holy bejesus! He ain't gonna help you!
No, no! Look! Look! The shark's gone!
You think he's... You think he's really gone?
I will if you will.
How much time we got?
Mmm... About 3 minutes.
We can make it to the surface. Come on.
Hey! What?
I forgive you. For what?
The knife fight and everything.
Ok, now, come on.
And calling me a bitch.
Ok! Now, come on!
Hey, quinn...
Aah! He's back! He's back!
Get back! Get back in the cave!
Aah! The shark is back! Chop chop!
He's still hungry!
Man, i'm starting to hate that shark.
How much time we got?
About... Uh...
Time!
Aah! Aah!
Time! Two.
We're right at two now.
That's... Minutes.
Not enough time.
We can't make it to the surface now.
Well, damn. Yeah.
I kind of wish none of this had happened.
Oh, and you know what?
Stormy!
Could we please just have a little quiet?
Ok. It's just... Stormy, please!
It's just i was gonna tell you
That since you were shouting and yelling a lot before,
You're probably about 30 seconds ahead of me... Airwise.
Hey, super.
What the hell are you doing?
I want us to go at the same time.
Stop it! Hey, come on! Stop!
You sure? Yes.
I mean, nice gesture. Great gesture.
It was. Thanks.
Hey, that's what friends are for.
You know, there were a lot of times...
Let me stop you there for a second.
Yeah, buddy?
It's getting really hard to breathe.
The psi in the tanks is too low.
Wow, whatever. This sucks.
Yeah.
Here, take my hand.
Hope i see you on the other side.
Hey, me, too.
And there's something i always meant to ask you.
Yeah, buddy? Yeah.
What's the deal with black dudes and turtlenecks?
Well, damn. Yeah.
Well, look who finally made it.
Sparks! Debbie?
Marco? Shanks? And... Hey, and even beard guy.
Even beard guy.
Welcome to heaven.
This is amazing.
You think this is amazing?
This joint's crawling with dead hookers.
Do you want a blow job?
Yeah! But i don't have any money.
That's the best part. They're free!
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