No, no, no. Sommersby was a remake of... Oh, what was it?
Ah, this is gonna drive me nuts!
Not à bout de souffle?
'cause that was remade as breathless...
No! It's not a godard film!
It's the same as sommersby, but with...
Oh, oh! Le retour de martin guerre!
Yes! God, thank you!
What the hell is going on up here?
Our amis de cinema français meeting.
We have the room until midi,
So talk to charlene if vous avez une problem.
Not that.
That!
Uh, yeah. We don't know what that is.
Oh, my god!
But it sure doesn't look right.
No, this doesn't look right at all.
Quinn, what's going on?
Debbie, the men are talking.
Uh, excuse me?
Now who's the tough guy, huh?
Stormy, leave that damn shark alone!
He brought this on himself.
All i can think is maybe an earthquake
Opened a tectonic rift.
But the seismograph didn't pick up anything.
Seriously, honey, the men are talking.
Well, then, i'll just go investigate
And leave you two to lovingly cup each other's balls, ok?
If you try it, you'll lose that hand.
Aah!
I told you not to mess with it!
My stick! He's got my stick!
"debbie, the men are talking."
I swear to god, if chicks did it for me...
Say, hey! Foxy mama!
Why don't you come and get your tan on
With this fine-Ass piece of hesh meat.
Let me rub some spf on that beyoncé-Licious bootay of yours!
Rub some spf on this.
Oh, my hesh-Meat! Ow! The pain!
It burns! It burns with the power of shark!
Ok, can you give him a wiggle for me?
Yeah. It's not bad right there.
See? Good as new.
Stick arm stormy.
Hey, how 'bout hooking hesh up with some of that stick action?
Eh!
Well, i'm looking for water.
If you'd just shut your bony yap for 5 seconds...
Oh... My... God.
My point, if you'd shut up,
Is that there's no more water down here.
I never touch the stuff!
Fish in it. Filthy, filthy creatures!
And so... And so now...
And secrete a sperm-Like substance called milt!
And so now, i got like 100 scuba tanks i don't need.
That's nitrox, paddy. Very volatile. You get me?
No, i don't, lad. I'm a bit pissed.
That means you can shoot it up your fat red irish nose
Or sell it to the ira to blow up english castles and horses!
Saints be praised, i'll buy the lot.
Milt. Milt everywhere.
Yes! I am finally gonna be able to buy a new chair.
You hear that, mr. Flawed ergonomic design?
You're gone!
Sparks, where's quinn and shanks?
Debbie, the men and chairs are talking.
I've got to tell the others!
Hey, debbie.
Move, pogue!
Holy crap, dude. Check this out.
Dude, my franks are getting all dirty.
Stick 'em in there and wash 'em.
Eh!
Hey, you little... Give me back my frank!
Aah!
Ah, for sake!
Hang on. Hang on. Ok. Try it now.
Well, don't flood it!
My foot's not even on the gas!
You've got to give it some gas!
Do you want to come do this?
Oh. What?
Distributor's not hooked up.
Oh, come on! Shut up!
Ok, hit it.
Now give it some gas.
You hear that?
That's the heartbeat of america right there!
I found where all the water went.
What? Turn that damn thing off!
Wait! Let me turn this damn thing off!
I can kill anything with this truck,
Starting with all the white people!
Ahem. What?
I found out where all the water went.
There's a force field or something
Holding it back all around us.
And...?
What do you mean, "and...?"
I mean and what's that got to do with ol' walkin tall v here?
Argh! Quinn!
Debbie, the men are doing truck stuff.
Well, excuse me, your dickness,
But i maybe just made the biggest discovery
In the history of hydrodynamics.
Well, only fitting since you have a ph.D. In hydrodynamics,
Only, hmm, wait. That's not your ph.D. It's mine!
Well, maybe you should cram it up your ass and set it on fire
So the whole world can see you running around
With your ass on fire and go, "well, a fat lot of good
That ph.D. Is doing, and with his ass on fire!"
Why in the world would he do that?
Are you gonna come and see this, or...
No, no, no! Look! Look! He's right there!
Here, boy! Come eat a juicy frank!
You should quit while you're ahead.
How am i ahead?
Stupid bastard's swimming around in there
Laughing his ass off with my freakin' arm
Dangling out of his stupid mou... Oow!
Now he's got your arms and the franks.
Oh, damn it! That was my last arm!
Serves you right, wasting food like that.
You know what we need?
Yeah. We need you to get that cracker-Ass bull
Off of walkin tall v.
No! We need something to crush.
We've crushed all the good stuff.
Yeah, but we're right underneath
The transatlantic shipping lanes.
So?
So, put the spurs to her, doc!
This whole wall is some sort of organic polymer matrix.
Amazing.
You know what's amazing besides i'm making s'mores
Is that for no reason, you're doing what quinn normally does,
And he's off doing dumb stuff like i normally do.
Yeah, well, go figure.
No.
Hey, did you ever see the abyss?
Yeah. What about it?
So, is it just me, or is ed harris hot?
Right? With those steely-Blue eyes?
I'll bet he'd know what to do.
In fact, i'm gonna call him...
On the phone.
So, that's your new chair,
And the free assault rifle what come with it,
And this is all of what i'm taking?
That is each and every single last scuba tank on sealab. Yes, sir.
Yeah, i guess it ain't really sealab no more, though, is it?
No, i guess now it's just... Lab.
All right, then.
All right. Bye-Bye.
Ah. Oh, my god.
You see that? See how it molds to my curves?
That's memory foam, bitch!
Yes, returning for ed harris.
One of the warner brothers.
Harpo. No... No, zeppo.
Damn, v-Dog! How can hesh thank you?
Oh, just remember me when your new arms begin to bear fruit.
Dude, really?
Yes. Figs here and apples here.
You're a cornucopia of nature's treasures.
Frickin' awesome!
Yeah! Yeah! Eat that!
Ahh! Yeah, the combination of sitting...
What in the name of krashnu's name are you doing?
Enjoying a little something i like to call
The fifth amendment.
What? Listen to me. What is it, kristin?
Oh, kirsten. Does ed harris pay you to be a bitch?
I've never seen such a flagrant violation of maritime law.
How you figure? We're on dry land.
Thurston, my pelvis is shattered.
Lovey, the men are talking.
These readings don't make any sense.
That is because your machine cannot comprehend
The power of aquarius.
Who said that?
You may call me terence trent d'arby.
Although that is not his real name.
That's quite enough out of you, nick lachey.
Are you aliens?
No, flaxen-Haired terrestrial. We are aquarians.
Of and for the blue seas,
And you are seeking an explanation about this?
Uh, yeah. Kinda.
Yeah? Well, why don't you go ask ed harris
How he'd like my stick arm up...
Hey! Hello?
Oh, my god. It's actually you.
I'm sorry. Do what now?
Well, it took awhile,
But i finally managed to shoot out
Every single window on sealab.
Quick, hide me! Ed harris is on his way to kick my ass!
Ed harris? How does he even know where you are?
Apparently, ed harris,
In addition to being a damn fine actor,
Has some sort of high-Tech tracer on his phone.
And having completed our test,
We shall return the water to its natural state
In about 5 gurlops.
That's minutes.
Oh! So, i should, like, warn everybody.
That is up to you, golden one.
But why would you save the lives of the men-Sexed ones
Who treat you with such chauvinistic disdain?
Well, i... Because they're my friends.
You are kind, deborah.
That is why we choose to reveal ourselves to you.
Really?
Well, that... Plus those 38-C fun bags!
Ownage!
That's what i'm talking about, dawg.
Hurry! Back to sealab!
The water's gonna come crashing back in any second.
You haven't heard the last of me!
Oh, i bet we have!
Well, then, let me hide in that cabinet.
No, no. You brought this red-Ass beat down
By 4-Time oscar nominee ed harris on yourself.
Sparks, lock down the hatches and...
Where are the damn windows?
I shot 'em all.
Why the did you do that?
It's called the first amendment.
Come on. We can escape in deep diver.
Damn! We chopped it up to build walkin tall v.
Why in the hell did you...
Debbie, the men are talking!
Ok, we'll just have to put on scuba tanks and ride it out.
Yeah. Good luck with that.
Wow, a cataclysmic tidal wave
And a cameo by beloved movie star ed harris.
Yeah, this is gonna be awesome...
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