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Hi, i'm toni carmel.
And welcome back to a legacy of laughter.
In this special 30-Minute program
We've been looking back at our favorite sealab memories.
And later, we'll premiere next season's first episode...
Wow! Looks sharky! But right now,
The cast is going to take questions from our audience.
Hey! I like this applause stuff.
Yeah. We don't get a lot of that in the v.O. Booth.
Hey, speak for yourself. Ha ha ha ha!
Man!
Yeah, hearing a live audience laughing is like...
Debbie, will you marry me?
Looks like we have our first question.
Hey, she's taken, pal.
Wait, let me check. Stand up.
Oh. Ok, no. Sit down.
Ok, i think we have another question.
Do you guys do a lot of practical jokes on the set?
No, not really. Not at all.
Perhaps you're thinking of wings.
Now, i seem to remember hearing a funny story
About a gaffer and a 220 outlet.
That was a tragedy.
That was actually a horrific accident.
His name was don. Dan.
Super. Next question.
Hi. This is for dr. Quinn.
If you're really a robot...
Uh-Uh. Cyborg.
How do you get through airport metal detectors?
Very carefully.
Ok.
Ha ha! Great. Next question.
Yeah, are you supposed to be your actual characters right now
Or the actors playing them?
Absolutely.
Well, riddle me this, bitches!
Why ain't hesh on stage?
Uh... He isn't here?
Hesh is on location shooting a movie.
Yeah, i think he's playing a young polish barmaid
On the run from german rape gangs.
Exciting.
Uh... Um...
Sit down!
Ha ha! Next question.
Yeah, why are women on sealab
Depicted as sub-Human sexual objects?
I don't know. Why don't you ask that whore mom of yours?
Well, i would, but she's deaf.
Eh? It's $5, same as in town.
Ok. Next question.
This is for sparks. Do meatwad!
Oh, yeah, meatball from alpha teen humper wad.
I don't do that voice.
Oh, excuse me.
Hey, i have a question for the panel.
Hey, super!
Will there be a spacecataz spin-Off?
Spacecataz? What's that?
I'm not sure what that is.
Mooninites!
Yeah, i think that's aqua teen also.
We don't, um, really know about that.
Hey, uh, you guys want to take off?
I can't. I'm a paid seat filler.
And my pelvis is shattered.
Any, uh... Any sealab questions?
Yes, let's stay focused on sealab.
I have a sealab question.
All right! Fire away!
Now we're on track.
Why isn't sealab aqua teen?
We'll be right back after this.
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Your kitchen sink... Is it slowly killing you?
Plus, doober, the two-Faced kitten.
He's twice as cute as a regular kitten.
He's also dead.
Wow, welcome back.
Before the break, we were taking questions from the...
We want hesh! We want...
Howdy! I'm a cowboy from the american range.
When i'm not punching doggies,
I like to visit heshmonster.Com.
They have a whole roundup of hesh pics,
Fanfic, rootin' tootin' ring tones,
And hesh's own blog.
Also, that's not a question.
Ok, here's a question.
Can you get me away from this rape gang?
Nein! Dagnab it!
Hey, i want to say something.
I'm sure you do.
Shanks, i hear you're the man behind another voice on sealab.
That's right. I do marco's voice.
Is that why my check's so small?
You should see my check. Ha ha ha!
I know, right?
I lose more than that running for the bus.
Actually, we probably make more for a half-Hour of work
Than most of our viewers take home in a week.
Hell, probably in 3 weeks.
You poor ass bastards.
Shanks, i hear you're the man behind another voice on sealab.
Uh, ok. Ahem.
Well, the only thing more shameful
Than how the writers treat female characters
Is their ham-Fisted approach to the issues of race.
I heard that.
No, i never noticed any...
Hush your mouth, child!
Ha ha! Ok. Let it go.
Makes me want to whip up a big mess of greasy greens
And black-Eyed... Ouch!
That's all black women understand.
Mother! Aah!
So, sealab stars,
What can we expect in season 5?
What, like plots?
Yeah, we don't really give those out.
Oh, come on, just a little hint.
Well, there is one thing.
Here come the spoilers.
Look out. Spoilers ahead.
Better turn your tv down, folks.
Who you talking to? Nobody's watching.
'cause you suck!
Ok, so, one thing that happens next season...
God, i hope i don't get into trouble for this...
Ok, one of the crew members...
Who shall remain nameless.
Get this. One of the crew members gets pregnant.
But they decide not to have the baby.
But, you know, it's funny.
Oh, yeah, it's totally screwball.
You know, like bringing up baby.
Only instead of a leopard, there's an abortion.
Ha ha! Great. What else can we expect?
We got an episode where the crew...
Wait, should i even set this up?
I will!
I don't think it needs a setup.
No, no, no. I'll set it up.
Nah, just run the clip.
Damn it! I want more lines.
Hey! Here you go.
Oh, ok, ok, you.
Oh!
And all of you, too.
Thanks. Let's go to a clip.
When a mad genius searches for the secret to eternal youth...
Come on, ontogeny, recapitulate phylogeny!
Something terrible happens.
Oh, my god.
Terribly adorable!
It's sea babies!
But when these cute little babies witness a murder...
Awww!
Uh, that's all they've animated so far.
I, uh... We'll be right back.
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A legacy of laughter.
For those just joining us for this special 30-Minute sealab,
You're in for a real treat. Quinn...
That's right, toni.
Hey, why does he get the line?
Oh, god, here. Go buy some shut up!
Wow, what a great teaser. Scary.
But before we get to the premiere,
There's a special someone we'd like to pay tribute to,
A character who, from day one,
Many of you felt was the heart and soul of sealab.
I think you know who i'm talking about.
Thanks, everybody.
You like me!
Captain's log.
You really like me... Aah!
Captain's log. Never gets old.
As i was saying,
A tribute to one of sealab's most beloved characters.
Is this thing on?
All right, sea monkeys!
Aw, there go my nipples again there, edith.
How do i look?
Save it for queen dopplepopalus.
I'm gonna be an adrian barbobot.
Hey, who's got a peanut for turtleface?
Don't! He's allergic!
Do you want the moustache on or off?
I was trying to get the cat in the tub, but he's crazy.
He hates it.
You've been in tighter scrapes than this.
Is there ever a bad time for pudding?
Hi.
Can i borrow your pick?
I'll bet your lymph nodes are as big as cats.
This is my wife.
If you don't want me to eat you,
Say something.
Rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon.
Do you want the moustache on or off?
Aw, clean your ears out, woman. I want some balls!
I mean, it's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain!
During the movie i gave turtleface a whole bag of peanuts!
Ha ha ha ha!
Captain murphy, everybody.
Yeah, that's murphy!
Don't go away because we'll be right back after these messages
With a super-Fantastic new sealab premiere.
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